Here's a little extra since I didn't post anything for 5 days
I am a lazy person, some would say it's my Achilles heel (I disagree, I think my Achilles heel is that my heels aren't arrow proof), but I can't deny that I am lazy...I guess. But if I did have any doubts about my laziness I answered some of my own questions today. The remote control to the TV broke this morning, it's been a tough day. About an hour ago, my mother, done watching "The Biggest Loser", headed upstairs for bed. Since the remote does not work, I just stayed on my computer, not really caring what was on next. Unfortunately the Jay Leno Show was the scheduled programing. I didn't watch, since Jay Leno sucks, but I was forced to listen. It was pretty much the lamest thing I've ever watched (or listened to) in my life.
Near the end of the episode Jay did his 10@10 question segment. Now the only reason I'm even familiar with this segment is because of this glorious 10@10 interview with Jimmy Kimmel a week or so ago.
That was awesome, this one, not so much. What was worse is that Jason Reitman seemed to be enjoying the retarded questions Leno was throwing at him. How retarded were these questions? I quickly wrote them down so I could share them with you. They are beyond stupid. They sound like a 3rd grade class wrote them. Just for fun, I'm going to try and guess the age (or age level of intelligence) required to ask these questions.
- 7...this is the question a 7 year old would ask. There is no point to this question other than sheer dumb curiosity. Who could possibly care about the answer to this question (besides a real 7 year old hoping that they share the same favorite cartoon).
2) What is the worst job you ever had?
- A 10 year old? Maybe older...maybe a freshman in high school
3) If you made a sequel to Juno she would be A) Going to see the child B) Going to college or C) Suing John Edwards for paternity?
- However old someone has to be for it to be socially acceptable to call them a fucking idiot
4) Have you ever bought anything off the TV?
- An 8 year old, from the year 1994, because no one buys shit off TV anymore other than lonely old ladies...so maybe also a 65 year old who is afraid of computers and hopes celebrities share her hobby of TV shopping
5) What would you have said in your acceptance speech if you had won the oscar for Juno?
- I don't know what age to assign to this one, but I know I don't care about the answer, because the question is stupid
6) In 15 seconds name ten of your dads movies?
- Reitman rattled off like 12 in way less than 15 seconds, it was the most entertained I was throughout the entire segment. That said, I would have been more entertained had a pillow inexplicably fallen off the chair next to me because I would have been like "Oh my God was that a ghost? Or wind? How did wind get in here?"
Oh and a crappy high school morning news reporter who sucked at interviews and could only think of 9 questions for a simple 10 question segment would ask this.
7) What is the worst film idea anyone has ever asked you to direct?
- Perhaps the one mildly amusing question. A 17 year old could write this question.
8) Did George Clooney pull a prank on you?
- Yes he did apparently. I'm gonna say that 17 year old from the question before wrote this one too. That kid's on a roll.
9) What do you regret having on your resume?
- Isn't that kind of similar to question 2? Isn't that like the exact same fucking thing as question 2? No, not quite, but it's close. It's kind of like question 2 and question 7 combined. Since it uses the word "resume" I'll say a college student wrote this. Yes that's right, I'm crediting Jay Leno's intelligence because he used the word resume. You'd think that harping on the intelligence of these questions is cheap because they're supposed to be funny, light, and fun. But they are none of those things, so shouldn't they at least be kind of intelligent? Jason Reitman is a smart guy, so he'd have good, witty answers to smart questions. But oh, wait, Leno's audience is retarded, so they wouldn't understand those answers. Actually they'd probably start yelling and throwing things at the TV, not like monkeys, but like scared old people, because they are scared old people, and retards.
10) Some question that was basically about Late Night Wars, both the film and what is happening now...lame
- I hate Jay Leno. Not even because he screwed Conan, just because he sucks.
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